Ladies are saying goodbye to Igbo men and hello to Niger Delta kings, sparking premium vawulence and hilarious reactions online 😂
We Have Moved from Igbo Men to Niger Delta Men 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
Ladies gathered on Twitter like:
“I no do again! Igbo men don show me shege.”
Another one: “If you see me with a Niger Delta man, mind your business. I’m healing with oil money.” 😌
Girl 1: “Igbo men will buy you iPhone today, ghost you tomorrow.”
Girl 2: “Niger Delta men don’t ghost. They send alert before they sleep.”
And boom, the trend started:
#NigerDeltaMen 🛢️💰
#FromiPhoneToPipeline 😭
Instagram Baddies Be Like:
📸 New post
Caption: “Soft life, no stress. Thank God for Bayelsa men.”
Comments:
🗣️ “Which tribe is sponsoring you now, sis?”
Reply: “We don upgrade. Crude oil don wash away our tears.”
Meanwhile Igbo men are confused:
“Wait fess. After all the fried rice we bought?”
“Just because one guy didn’t call back after Dubai trip?”
😭😭😭
Twitter Men Respond:
“No wahala. We go wait. When dem finish with oil boys, dem go crawl back to us like network wey no dey stable.”
Niger Delta men reading tweets like:
👨🏾🦱 “Na small thing. Just hold this 500k to buy shawarma for your friends.”
Ladies:
“God, I see what you’re doing for others, direct me to Port Harcourt.” 🙏
Moral of the story?
We are now relocating from Emeka the Forex King to Tamuno the Oil Prince.
No more ‘Hey baby,’ we want:
“Send your account, make I surprise you.” 💸
🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
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