Priscilla marries, and Nigerians quickly step in to advise her husband like online in-laws on duty. πΉπ The internetβs all over it!
Nigerians Send βWelcome Packageβ to Priscillaβs Husband β Advice Plus Vawulence Combo πΉπ
Nigerians donβt wait for honeymoon phase o! Just as Priscilla officially said βI do,β her husband started receiving what we now call the βNaija Starter Pack for Husbandsβ β unsolicited advice, warnings, emotional blackmail, and... sprinkle of premium vawulence. π
π¨ Some Nigerians wrote:
- βDear husband, donβt play with her heart. We followed her from Instagram to YouTube to wedding day!β
- βPlease o, donβt give us reason to write βmen will embarrass youβ again π©.β
- βWe are watching you like DSTV. No subscription, no disconnection.β π
Others came with cultural pressure:
- βHope you can handle her beauty and slay level o, not just love and vibes.β
- βSheβs not just our fave, sheβs our collective daughter.β π
- βWe followed the love story from day one. If you fumble... we riot.β π₯
One even said:
βAs you marry Priscilla, you marry the online in-laws too. Weβre like village elders β always watching.β π
And letβs not lie β itβs funny, but itβs giving βAfrican aunties energyβ mixed with Gen Z sass.
Meanwhile, Priscilla is probably somewhere sipping zobo, smiling at her man like, βBabe ignore them, they just love me too much.β π
Conclusion?
Naija internet community doesnβt just attend weddings β they come with terms and conditions. And Priscillaβs husband? Heβs now married to the entire comment section too. ππ
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