Jumax picks Priscilla over his loyal ex, sparking premium vawulence and heartbreak among Tanzanian fans. 😭💍
Tanzanians Are Not Smiling as Jumax Chooses Priscilla Over His Longtime Ex 😭💔
E choke in East Africa! Jumax — the man, the myth, the smooth-talker — just dropped a bombshell 💣 and Tanzanians are still recovering.
After years of dating his loyal ex (the one who stood by him when he had only two shirts and one pair of slippers 😩), Jumax has now announced that he’s tying the knot with none other than Priscilla — the “fine girl” who allegedly entered the picture after the fame kicked in. 👀
The streets of Tanzania be like:
“So this is how loyalty ends?” 😭
“After everything she did for you?! After the beans and gari love?!” 💔
Twitter and Instagram have been in full vawulence mode since the announcement. People are sharing stories, memes, and spiritual quotes. One post read:
“Dear ladies, don’t suffer with any man in the name of building together. He’ll build the mansion with someone else.” 💀
Meanwhile, Jumax is out here living soft with Priscilla. Champagne popping. Photoshoot loading. Comments turned off. 😂
But his ex? She’s just out there, liked by 20k people in 3 hours after posting:
“I thank God for lessons, not losses.”
Translation: She’s not okay, but she’s trying. 😭
Tanzanians are crying in Swahili and English:
“This love thing na scam!”
“Next time we’re focusing on vibes, not future!”
And of course, the aunties have entered the chat with:
“Was Priscilla with him in the trenches?”
“This generation no get patience again!”
Moral of the story?
Sometimes, the one who helped you print your CV isn’t the one that gets invited to the wedding.
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