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Funny and Hilarious Nigerian Proverbs for the People You Love

Best Funny and Hilarious Nigerian Proverbs for the People You Love

Funny And Hilarious Nigerian Proverbs For The People You Love

Amazingly when something is funny, it makes us laugh. These funny and hilarious Nigerian proverbs would make you laugh hard.

If you are thinking of relieving some stress, here are some collections of famous and hilarious Nigerian proverbs for your comfort.

Funny And Hilarious Nigerian Proverbs

[1]. The protection of a young chick is from the wings of the mother hen.

[2]. Lead from the back so that others will believe that they are in front.

[3]. Truth has only one colour, it never change.

[4]. Tears and water might look alike but they do not taste the same.

[5]. Not until a frog jump into hot water, it will not know that there are different types of water.

[6]. To give a monkey cup is not the problem but to collect the cup from the monkey is where the problem is.

[7]. Do not be hasty in your spirit to be angry; for anger rests in the bosom of fools.

[8]. The road that leads to success is always under construction.

[9]. A bird that fly so high, fall from the sky.

[10]. A child who is bold enough to go to the farm on Eke day, must be bold enough to face the consequence.

[11]. It is only a thief that recognizes the footprints of another thief on a rocky plane.

[12]. Shame does not follow man and woman to enter the room.

[13]. You don't tell an Elder he's lying. You show him he's lying.

[14]. A pound in an entrepreneur's hand is worth more than a million in a lazy man’s pocket.

[15]. When a fowl suddenly begins to visit a guinea fowl she guards her eggs jealously.

[16]. A river does not flow through the forest without bringing down the trees.

[17]. Do not go out only to married a pretty lady because you may not be the only one who sleep with her, her beauty is something that makes her private part suffered a lot.

[18]. No matter how hot the sun heats up the earth, the hen can never lay a cooked egg.

[19]. A toad does not run in the afternoon for nothing.

[20]. In life one has to know that short cut is always a wrong way.

[21]. You don't use mirror to look at what you wearing in your hand.

[22]. If you can endure the wife of 16 years in the home with bad attitude then nothing is strange again.

[23]. It is very difficult to explain the dry bone of an old woman in a proverb.

[24]. A rat with many children always sleeps with her door open.

[25]. No matter how long it takes a stammerer, he must surely pronounce his father's name.

[26]. The sky is too big to accommodate both the pigeons and eagles.

[27]. A child that knows how to die must also know how to cover his eye.

[28]. The wise words of the elders are sure balm to a bleeding soul.

[29]. When an Hyena flirt with the hen, the hen is happy not knowing that its death is near.

[30]. When an animal started with a bad run, the hunter has no option than to give him a bad bullet.

[31]. Wisdom is of no known address sometimes a fool could be wiser.

[32]. A dog destined to die does not hear the whistle of its master.

[33]. A stubborn fly that refuse to hear word follows the dead body to the grave.

[34]. No matter how erective and aggressive the manhood may be, it still lies upon the testis.

[35]. The gentleness of a lion is never a symbol of humility.

[36]. If a bird learns how to fly without perching, a hunter learns how to shoot without aiming.

[37]. It is better to smile for nothing than to frown for something.

[38]. Never fight a person with nothing and still hope for nothing, he got nothing to lose.

[39]. Extra carefulness is needed in killing the mosquito that perches on ones stratum.

[40]. Without an understanding to wisdom we are premature to mature enough to speak to learned once.

[41]. There is nothing that has beginning without an end. Anything that has beginning most surely has an end.

[42]. A stubborn fly follows the curbs into the grave.

[43]. The discrepancy between man and woman is not just in between legs.

[44]. If the hand can break iron the stick begins to get afraid.

[45]. He or anyone who fetches ant-infested fireman should not complain when it begins to pay him a visit.

[46]. A woman who robs her husband's private part in the public ends up giving the husband to the community as an article.

[47]. When a hunter is trying to hunt an animal that is bigger than him, he becomes the animal.

[48]. No man is an Iceland, in this life you need someone and someone needs you.

[49]. The enemy you know is better than a friend you don't know.

[50]. A beautiful girl without character is like a fertile ground that has not been cultivated.

Best Funny and Amazing Nigerian Proverbs

Funny And Amazing Nigerian Proverbs

Truly speaking, Nigerians and African love proverbs so much that there is no saying of the Elders without it. If you are opportune to watch any village scene in Nollywood movies and that of Gollywood, you would come to term with it.

The adages are spiced with wisdoms which are sometimes humorous. To spice your day and make it hilarious, here are some funny and amazing Nigerian proverbs.

Nigerian Funny And Amazing Proverbs

[51]. It is only a chicken hearted man that is afraid to take risk.

[52]. If your clothes are made of cassava leaves you don’t make goats your friends.

[53]. When a rat challenges a cat know that a hole is close by. So be careful who you challenge.

[54]. Someone that smiles when he is been robbed, has equally stolen something from the thief.

[55]. A tree that is not taller than you, cannot give you a shadow.

[56]. Anybody who wasn't there when the dead was buried, start digging from the foot.

[57]. Books are as useful to the stupid person, just as the mirror is to the blind.

[58]. It is better for you to live on top of a roof than to live with a wicked woman.

[59]. A knife that lost its handle defiles conventional use.

[60]. Banana said is because of the greediness of my brother plantain that makes him enter the fire.

[61]. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear a cloth does not guarantee him to join the dining table.

[62]. Do we have eighty years old boy in the house? Go and marry and become a man.

[63]. No matter the good you do to a bicycle man he must not go without causing you with his bumbom.

[64]. It's only a stupid person will continue to do the same mistake and expect a different result.

[65]. Cloth Aboki with suit he still remain the same Aboki, pound the fool with pestle and mortar his foolishness still remains.

[66]. When a bird flies without pitching, a hunter shoots without tagging.

[67]. It is better for a hen to find a dead Dog than a Dog to find a dead hen because no how people will say that it was the Dog that killed it.

[68]. When you see a rich man that makes his money through hard work and the fear of God, respect him because making money is not a child's play.

[69]. A woman who started cooking before another has more broken cooking utensils.

[70]. The downfall of a man is not the end of his life.

[71]. Don't feel ashamed to fart when urinating. There is no rain without thunder.

[72]. The constant head nodding of agama lizard does not mean all is well.

[73]. Pussy cat said that to protect what belongs to her that is why she always cover her excreta with sand.

[74]. The cat also said that it is better to take a long distance than to miss its target.

[75]. You cannot push somebody and show the person where to fall.

[76]. No matter how long a death wood stays inside the river it cannot become a crocodile.

[77]. Marriage is not for boys and girls but for man and woman.

[78]. What a young man will read from afar, an elderly man will have to go close and put on medicated eye glasses before reading.

[79]. The gentle stride of a tigress does not mean cowardice.

[80]. The way to success is very narrow be careful.

[81]. It is only when a chicken dies that they can remove the shoes from his legs.

[82]. The thousand dribbling by many players is a slave to a goal scored by one person.

[83]. He that sells his monkey and bought a pussy cat should know that something that is squatting is still in his house.

[84]. He who sleeps with itchy anus will wake up with smelly hands.

[85]. No matter how satisfied a person is after eating, there is always space for meat.

[86]. It is good to meet the bad one before meeting the good ones.

[87]. The goat that swallows 10 kobo actually wanted to hear the history on how much they bought her mother.

[88]. A pretty face does not mean a pretty heart.

[89]. The slow movement of the snail does not portray its weekness.

[90]. A man who married a beautiful wife and a man who planted corn by the road side have similar problems.

[91]. When a child is crying, pointing his finger at a particular place if his father is not there his mother is there.

[92]. When you see a child trying to throw stone on an adult check behind him there is another man standing.

[93]. A woman who borrows clothes from a person cannot dance well because of the owner of the cloth.

[94]. A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

[95]. No matter how dry the ground is, the cricket can't sleep outside.

[96]. Favour doesn't mean you shouldn't labour.

[97]. It is only those have climb an electric pool that can admire a coconut tree.

[98]. A child that is carried on her mother's back doesn't know the distance covered on her way feet.

[99]. A sleeping dog is better than a dead lion.

[100]. Use your tongue to count your teeth, not with your finger.

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